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Keep it simple in the kitchen. If you use quality ingredients you don't need anything fancy to make food delicious: just a knife a cutting board and some good nonstick cookware and you're set.
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time then two years later you'll be like 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
Quotes By David Sedaris
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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
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I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
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I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
Quotes About Birthday
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And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday ' I would cry....
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I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis...
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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
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Lucy took care of me on the set and made sure that none of the crew cussed...
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With a recent birthday I've been acting now for twenty years.
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I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday...
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On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag or the owner would be...
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I married two weeks after my 18th birthday far too young and by the time I...