Haven't two hundred years of failed missionary work overseas taught anybody anything? You can't convert people to anything - whether religion or something as inane as our flicks.
When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children' it just reminded me of my...
That's a big deal for kids when they come into the kitchen and the teacher...
I went to Ohio University studying arts and history and playing football....
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely drinking beer cruising...