In the past I would self destruct when it came to love - I was immature throwing myself into things but now times have changed I want a relationship where you understand the other person.
I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote...
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health or that I'll get old or...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...