I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote...
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health or that I'll get old or...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...