You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is 'What's in it for me?'
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and...
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like...
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire...
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
The wages of sin are death but by the time taxes are taken out it's just...