They wanted me to play more sports because they were acutely sensitive to their children being one hundred percent American and they believed that all Americans played sports and loved sports.
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes...
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment even...
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their...
I lived at home till I was 29.
If my father had hugged me even once I'd be an accountant right now.
Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude but I found out I...