It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face I like to say 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs...
Tell me I'm clever Tell me I'm kind Tell me I'm talented Tell me I'm cute...
He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a...
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.
To me freedom entitles you to do something not to not do something.