I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer if the paper clip popped up and said 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language you'll get more money.'
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
I never had a cool older brother or sister to turn me on to cool music. I had...
Film and television are just different. Film is cool because it's a complete...
I'm in a comic book now. That was cool. That's something that I'm still sorta...
I thought that 'Twilight' would be a kind of girl movie but it was cool.
Definitely River Phoenix is somebody that I thought 'This guy is very cool.'...
Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool...
I was raised to believe in myself. I know I'm cool. I'm not trying to brag or...
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them...
I hated the idea of a high school sweetheart. Growing up oh my God it just...
The cool thing about working and meeting a lot of people through your acting...