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I am living proof that the American dream still exists. It is still alive and well. There is only one trick you have to be willing to roll up your sleeves and work very very hard.
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer if the paper clip popped up and said 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language you'll get more money.'
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Quotes About Cool
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I never had a cool older brother or sister to turn me on to cool music. I had...
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Film and television are just different. Film is cool because it's a complete...
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I'm in a comic book now. That was cool. That's something that I'm still sorta...
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I thought that 'Twilight' would be a kind of girl movie but it was cool.
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Definitely River Phoenix is somebody that I thought 'This guy is very cool.'...
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Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool...
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I was raised to believe in myself. I know I'm cool. I'm not trying to brag or...
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When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them...
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I hated the idea of a high school sweetheart. Growing up oh my God it just...
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The cool thing about working and meeting a lot of people through your acting...