I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm...
My sensei was a British karate champion named Brian Fitkin. He was my mentor...
Everyone gets surprised because neither one of my parents play golf. Like I...
I have mostly been terrified of listening to scary stories around a campfire....
You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave...
I lost my mother who suffered from Alzheimer's disease and we had to...
My mom and dad - they were always there. They were always on the set. They...
I also turn down what's probably a good amount of coinage to be made out of...
My dad was an engineer and so I had this picture of science and technology...
My dad like many Southern men is this very emotionally expressive person...