My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...
The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town....
I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after...
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say...
I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and...
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus...
I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up you wind up...
Frankly the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time...
I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl...
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad...