Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Quotes By Billy Connolly
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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak get up in front of the...
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...
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Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
Quotes About Loneliness
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But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
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I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
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I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
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Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
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I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
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I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
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I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.