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The greatest job I ever had was working on my family farm. Each morning my father would come into my bedroom around 4:30 am and command me to get up and work the fields. I would spend the next two hours before school slopping pigs and cropping tobacco.
I think Jersey stands alone and because I'm from Jersey I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.
Quotes By Jeff Ross
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When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because...
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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody...
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My parents grandparents aunts and uncles were all funny and I felt that...
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People are roasting each other at parties at work events around the fire....
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I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love...
Quotes About Loneliness
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But the wicked passions of men's hearts alone seem strong enough to leave...
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I think the idea that you can go this alone is - was a huge mistake. And...
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I have two ideas for novels at the moment neither of them all that...
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Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people...
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I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn't change. I have...
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I can support going in after Saddam Hussein but I want to make sure I don't...
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I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday let alone 10 years ago.