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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.
Whatever you may look like marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades so will his eyesight.
Quotes By Phyllis Diller
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl...
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away...
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear...
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has...
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to...
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There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Quotes About Age
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The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and...
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The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age and it was a...
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Time in general has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does...
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Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the...
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If there is anything I would do differently in my life it is that I would...
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What though youth gave love and roses Age still leaves us friends and wine.
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In a spiritually sensitive culture then it might well be that age is...
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The age we live in is a busy age in which knowledge is rapidly advancing...
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We hold that the most wonderful and splendid proof of genius is a great poem...
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Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.