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When you're young you think that you're going to sail into a lovely lake of quietude and peace. This is profoundly untrue.
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
Quotes By David Sedaris
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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
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I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
Quotes About Family
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While Free Choice Vouchers didn't fulfill my vision of a health care system...
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The importance of human life should be universally respected - and that...
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More than any other setting - more than battlefields or boardrooms or a...
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But I am Armenian and I understand what it is to lose a country and lose a...
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And whereas women had to fight to find their way into the workforce men are...
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I would like a food/lifestyle show. We're not sure what that is yet. I want...
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My parents did a great job raising me and my two sisters. We all graduated...
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When I'm home the heart and soul of our family is in the kitchen. Growing up...