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I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning because sometimes when I eat breakfast I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Quotes About Food
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I think that food ties us to our community and our traditions and it's the...
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We all thought of chicken as lean protein-rich food that's good for weight...
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One must know combinations one must have a true knowledge of food to be in...
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After my pregnancy I discovered I have an allergy to yeast. Problem is all...
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James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and...
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For all the concern about bodies and weight 'Baywatch' has three huge...
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We have by far the most expensive health system in the world. We spend 50...
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I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But I still didn't...
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If we do not change our negative habits toward climate change we can count...