I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I like intelligent women. When you go out it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Throughout my career if I have done anything I have paid attention to every...
The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've...
You gotta love livin' baby 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy.
I'm not one of those complicated mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the...
I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...