A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A lot of guys go 'Hey Yog say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em 'I don't know any.'...
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They...
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off...
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...