I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Life is like an ice-cream cone you have to lick it one day at a time.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation it...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting...
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...