He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
Quotes By Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a...
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The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
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One of my theories is that men love with their eyes women love with their ears.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as...
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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When I'm alone I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...