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I don't hate humanity and I'm not interested in people who do. Although it's funny actually some of my favorite writers really do. Like Martin Amis. My dirty secret. 'London Fields' is one of my favorite books ever. And it's indefensible! But he's so funny... I forgive him everything.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Quotes By Bob Hope
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of...
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If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work...
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't...
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena...
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When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simplest things - not...
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...