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The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of what you were. You are still you.
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Quotes By Mitch Hedberg
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If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
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Y'know you can't please all the people all the time... and last night all...
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Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet...
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning...
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I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting...
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I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's...
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...
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I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good and make a cart.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll...
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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans because maybe...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...