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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service I really think I've won.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an accountant.
Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres
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I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
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Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
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I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I...
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Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
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The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
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While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
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I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
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I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...