What does it say about a president's policies when he has to use a cartoon character rather than real people to justify his record? What does it say about the fiction of old liberalism to insist that good jobs and good schools and good wages will result from policies that have failed us time and again?
I'd luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.
This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to...
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved...
The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...
I don't take the movies seriously and anyone who does is in for a headache.
To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor to be given a...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...