I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak get up in front of the...
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...
Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...