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I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her I'd also be marrying her former life her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.
Well if I called the wrong number why did you answer the phone?
Quotes By James Thurber
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I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were...
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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Man has gone long enough or even too long without being man enough to face...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the...
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All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from...
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The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of...
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The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to...
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...