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She's 32 and she has three children. She loves to be pregnant but she doesn't want anymore children in her life. So she decided to help another couple. And she's just been amazing.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...