The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
Quotes By Fred Allen
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a...
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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I learned law so well the day I graduated I sued the college won the case...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find...
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God...
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I don't have to look up my family tree because I know that I'm the sap.
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...