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You don't have to be singing about love all the time in order to give love to the people. You don't have to keep flashing those words all the time.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Quotes By Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
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I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
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I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children the sun...
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and...
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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like...
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I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire...
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...
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The wages of sin are death but by the time taxes are taken out it's just...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...