Random Quote
I think the American people understandably have sort of lost faith in the United Nations.
I rant therefore I am.
Quotes By Dennis Miller
-
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
-
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
-
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
-
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
-
Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
-
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
-
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
-
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
-
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
-
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
Quotes About Funny
-
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
-
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
-
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
-
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
-
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
-
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
-
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
-
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
-
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
-
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...