I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or...
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is or why he's funny and I prefer it...
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I sang in the choir for years even though my family belonged to another...
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies and I think they've caused all...
My dad was a ham too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons I...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...