I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...