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I will not be just a tourist in the world of images just watching images passing by which I cannot live in make love to possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Quotes By Dennis Miller
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I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
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Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey...
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Just put down 9/11... I think on most things I'm liberal except on...
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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure someone might tell you that...
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly...
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...