I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am...
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm...
Women's Lib? Oh I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so...
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers...
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first and...
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to...
Once in his life every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous...
In life all good things come hard but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...