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Some mischievous people always there. Last several thousand years always there. In future also.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Quotes By Garrison Keillor
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
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Thank you dear God for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it...
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...
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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us...
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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Welcome to Lake Wobegon where all the women are strong all the men are...
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and...
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Thank you God for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food...
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I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...