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I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good.
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Quotes By Joan Rivers
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
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Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
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Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...