Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And when in doubt make funny faces.
Quotes By Amy Poehler
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In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website Britney Spears says...
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I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me bossy is not...
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When I had a job catering I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins...
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There's something so romantic about being broke in New York. You gotta do it....
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I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise when you go on an...
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Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation ' and they each...
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As you navigate through the rest of your life be open to collaboration....
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I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits...
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When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring but...
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I cannot stress enough that the answer to life's questions is often in...
Quotes About Funny
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
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I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...