If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
When you have kids you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong....
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes...
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things....
Well the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to...
I've never really broken this down before but in movies you almost have no...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to...
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a...
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...