And the funny thing is I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the...
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United...
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free...
As they say around the Texas Legislature if you can't drink their whiskey...
It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to...
Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits...
The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...