God created man but I could do better.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Quotes About God
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Discernment is God's call to intercession never to faultfinding.
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many...
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Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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To the mind God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by...
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
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No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free no one...
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On the field I'm trying to play for the glory of God but then also I'm trying...