And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Quotes By Spike Milligan
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Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
Quotes About God
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Discernment is God's call to intercession never to faultfinding.
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many...
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Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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To the mind God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by...
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
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No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free no one...
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On the field I'm trying to play for the glory of God but then also I'm trying...