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When I left my parents' home when I was 19 I went to the University of Florida and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
It is not all bad this getting old ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
Quotes By Josh Billings
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Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.
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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess and yet all the honesty in...
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As scarce as truth is the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the...
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To bring up a child in the way he should go travel that way yourself once in...
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their...
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Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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I haven't got as much money as some folks but I've got as much impudence as...
Quotes About God
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Discernment is God's call to intercession never to faultfinding.
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many...
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Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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To the mind God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by...
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
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No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free no one...
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On the field I'm trying to play for the glory of God but then also I'm trying...