Random Quote
It's great that in the German language I've sold almost 30 million books. Isn't that amazing?
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Quotes By Joan Rivers
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What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just...
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
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Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
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People say that money is not the key to happiness but I always figured if...
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over he would have put...
Quotes About Good
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older...
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good...
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I feel beautiful when I'm at peace with myself. When I'm serene when I'm a...
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Do not think of your faults still less of other's faults look for what is...
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Being in a rock band is about touring. It's about writing songs and it's...
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If you pursue good with labor the labor passes away but the good remains if...
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.