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Perhaps the best motivation for going to Mars is political. It is obvious that no single nation currently has either the will or the resources to do it alone but a consortium of nations and space agencies could achieve it within 20 years.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No I made a few mistakes.'
Quotes By Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the...
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking ' but I don't have that much time.
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered...
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were...
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment...
Quotes About Good
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older...
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good...
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I feel beautiful when I'm at peace with myself. When I'm serene when I'm a...
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Do not think of your faults still less of other's faults look for what is...
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Being in a rock band is about touring. It's about writing songs and it's...
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If you pursue good with labor the labor passes away but the good remains if...
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.