I didn't do improv in college I never performed I didn't do theater either. I was in student government I was a history major.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
We in the Labour party know better than most that opposition is the easy...
I think most people believe success in government is how many fewer people...
It's become unfashionable to celebrate political achievement and Labour...
More people on unemployment benefits is not success in America fewer people...
As the economy faces such difficulties more tough questions need to be asked...
We are the ones looking out for the middle class. Who do think pays for the...
As the prospect of a Tory government gets nearer many traditional Labour...
I believe that smaller government is better government. But I also believe...