Random Quote
People are always wondering if I am an artist or political activist or politician. Maybe I'll just clearly tell you: Whatever I do is not art. Let's say it is just objects or materials movies or writing but not art OK?
I didn't do improv in college I never performed I didn't do theater either. I was in student government I was a history major.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Quotes About Government
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Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
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We in the Labour party know better than most that opposition is the easy...
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I think most people believe success in government is how many fewer people...
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It's become unfashionable to celebrate political achievement and Labour...
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More people on unemployment benefits is not success in America fewer people...
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As the economy faces such difficulties more tough questions need to be asked...
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We are the ones looking out for the middle class. Who do think pays for the...
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As the prospect of a Tory government gets nearer many traditional Labour...
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I believe that smaller government is better government. But I also believe...