Random Quote
At home in Victoria we have three dogs Tosh and Lucy they're half Blue Heelers and then there's Torrin a little Maltese terrier. She gets more attention in the house than anyone else! Yes I miss them a lot.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Quotes By Robert Orben
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Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled...
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find...
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
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Humor starts like a wildfire but then continues on smoldering smoldering...
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the...
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In prehistoric times mankind often had only two choices in crisis...
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I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
Quotes About History
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If I had been elected president in 1948 history would be vastly different. I...
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For most of our history Americans enjoyed both liberty and security from...
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There is nothing glorious about what our ancestors call history. It is simply...
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This is a good time to ask apologists for the Islamic regime who degrades...
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What would be the nicest thing I could say about Newt Gingrich? He may be one...
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History offers no evidence for the proposition that the assignment of women...
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In the history of America we've never had an energy plan. We don't even...
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For all history up to the end of the Cold War summit meetings were historic...
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The issue of civil rights was too much for the establishment to handle. One...
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Nixon's full term was one of the most successful in U.S. history which is...