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In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality while the living person is dependent and has no individuality.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love a little affection a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...