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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist but he never achieved it and it kind of broke my heart. I think part of my interest in art had to do with his yearning for something he could never have.
Once you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...