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I find that to be a fool as to worldly wisdom and to commit my cause to God not fearing to offend men who take offence at the simplicity of truth is the only way to remain unmoved at the sentiments of others.
Once you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Quotes By Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in...
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of...
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally...
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how...
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not...
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...