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Fortune raises up and fortune brings low both the man who fares well and the one who fares badly and there is no prophet of the future for mortal men.
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I've done my job.
Quotes By Roseanne Barr
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Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff...
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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world because then there would be...
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As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets...
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...
Quotes About Home
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Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
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My father was always depressed. When he was home and sober he was mostly in...
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To the former child migrants who came to Australia from a home far away led...
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We talk a lot in our home together about where we're going what I'm doing.
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You know you go home and you try on a new mascara and I guess a male CEO...
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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you...
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When I joined Custer I donned the uniform of a soldier. It was a bit awkward...
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When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home the only...
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and...